- a sassy homemade apron
- seasonally-appropriate grungy Old Navy shirt
- my grandpa's old overalls, probably from the 1970s or 80s, complete with stains from who-knows-what on the thighs.
- Hair in pigtail buns. Yes I'm 28. Why do you ask?
- down bootie slippers
- seasonally-appropriate snowflake socks
- and the torn cuff of my overalls, still safety-pinned since circa 2003 when I ripped it on my bike.