This dialogue with Doodle occurred this morning, while I was stumbling about and still not fully conscious.
Doodle: Mama, did you know that... [insert big long explanation about something]?
Doodle: And did you know that... [more explanation]?
Doodle: And Mama, blah blah blah blah blah blah [something I totally missed]?
Doodle: Okay! I'll go get some!
Me, regaining consciousness: Wait, what?
Doodle: You said I could have two cookies before breakfast!
Me: What? When?
Me: Umm, let's talk about this.
Apparently I need to pay closer attention to the spunky kid ramblings early in the morning, or else I run the risk of agreeing to convert the lower level of our house into a swimming pool or something. Yikes!